PAT
How did you
lose your job?
TIFFANY
By...having
sex with everybody in the office.
PAT
Everybody?
TIFFANY
I was very
depressed after Tommy died. It was a lot of people.
PAT
We don't
have to talk about it.
TIFFANY
Thanks.
PAT
How many
were there?
TIFFANY
Eleven.
PAT
Wow.
TIFFANY
I know.
PAT
I'm not
gonna talk about it anymore.
TIFFANY
Okay.
PAT
Can I ask
you one more question? Were there any women?
TIFFANY
Yes.
PAT
Really?
TIFFANY
Yes.
PAT
What was
that like?
TIFFANY
Hot.
PAT
Jesus
Christ. Was it like...older women, a sexy teacher who wants to……
TIFFANY
Made me sit
on her lap and do things? Yeah.
PAT
What? You
sat on her lap?
TIFFANY
Mm-hmm.
PAT
She told you
what to do?
TIFFANY
Mm-hmm.
PAT
Oh...my God.
Nikki hated when I talked like this. Made me feel like such a pervert. Maybe we
should change the subject.
