Perasan time

^ Pertandingan Penulisan Kreatif Bahasa Cina Sekolah Menengah

Peringkat Kebangsaan

Title: Wakil Daripada WP Kuala Lumpur Berjaya Mendapat Johan Keseluruhan.

*Clap hand~~~*

^ Stupid title:

Negeri Sembilan & P.Pinang Menjadi Pemenang Terbesar

Dengan Memenangi 4 Hadiah Cemerlang.
The fact is: WP Kuala Lumpur was the Winner.

Johan Bagi Kategori Menengah Atas &

Johan Keseluruhan,

^ Goshhhhhh.... My name was inside!!!

Wahahahaha!!!

Perasan~~

Bukan sikit~~

Tapi banyak perasan~~

Wahahahaha!!!


I forgot to tell.

I won Hadiah Kepujian for both prosa & cerpen ^^

Certificate was stated: Tempat Kedua ^^

Kittens

^ Introducing: Two kittens on my bed ^^

^ Elder brother, Lion ^^

^ Younger brother, Leo ^^

Conflict

Or...

Never pluck the flowers at the roadside?

Smile : )

^ My 2 years old birthday. OMG, I'm just very GIRL...

Yes I think, my father was drunk ==lll

^ My mum's company trip to Cameron Highlands.

The fact of this photo: I'm just handsome than my bro.

Say yes.

^ I just can not understand.

>> Why am I so handsome??

Hahahaha...

^ My mum and I. She was so young that time.

^ This is the real me.

Naughty but cute! : D

^ My grandaunt, youngest uncle,

and cousins.

Again, I AM DAMN CUTE AND HANDSOME!
Hahahaha... Perasan sikit.

^ This is STEFAN CHUA.

Not handsome.

But cute and looks stupid.

Wahahahaha...

^ My grandma, youngest sister Sabrina,

my bro Stefan with damn funny spec,

and my younger sister Sonya.

It's Sabrina 1st birthday.

So cute that time, but now....

Haiz.

^ My uncle and my aunt.

That time they did not have children yet,

it's 1992.

On my 2nd birthday party, I think.

^ Yes, I'm agree with the fact:

I am so... Ugly.

It's in 1997. Standard 1.

At Genting Highlands,

with my elder cousin Celine YSL,

and younger cousin Michelle Wong.

^ Its my day!

8th birthday!

I am just so used with the camera!

Hahahaha...

^ Sabrina is damn cute that time.
But now... No eye see.

^ Let's have fun!

Yeah!

老师去了哪里？Where is the teachers?

每天上学，到底是为了什么？

What for we go to school everyday?

我选择贪污——又怎样？吹咩？

咦啊咦啊快步走向邮局。
买了三千张邮票。
这下可好了，
至少会有三千张邮票了。
在2009年的邮票簿上留下了辉煌的成绩。
每天被敲的木鱼被敲傻了，
带着银行里的几千万，
也为咦啊咦啊买下了两千张邮票。

于是，
咦啊咦啊站在台上，
奸笑。

谢谢你们！
也恭喜你们重返贪污与绝望的怀抱！
谢谢你们的支持！

I dreamed a dream

There was a time, when men were kind
And their voices were soft
And their words were inviting
There was a time, when love was blind
And the world was a song
And the song was exciting
There was a time it all went wrong

I dreamed a dream in time gone by
When hope was high and life worth living
I dreamed that love would never die
I dreamed that God would be forgiving

Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There was no ransom to be paid
No song unsung, no wine untasted

But the tigers come at night
With their voices soft as thunder
As they turn your hope apart
As they turn your dreams to shame

He slept a summer by my side
He filled my dreams with endless wonder
He took my childhood in his stride
But he was gone when autumn came

And still I dream he'd come to me
That we would live the years together
But there are dreams that cannot be
And there are storms we cannot weather

I had a dream my life would be
So different from the hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed the dream I dreamed

http://www.stlyrics.com/songs/l/lesmiserables13323/idreamedadream409549.html

长衫与旗袍的谜思

其实，在马来文当中，

为何旗袍会被称为cheongsam？

那么真正的长衫呢？

长衫不就是cheongsam吗？

为什么旗袍会被误称为cheongsam呢？

所以，我们是不是需要更正呢？

所以>>长衫>>cheongsam；

所以>>旗袍>>qi pao。

鲁迅先生穿的就是长衫，

就是我们常说的cheongsam。

张曼玉身穿旗袍。
请不要再说旗袍是长衫，
很好笑的咯。
旗袍应该叫qi pao！

Dai *** Ngong

Dear Mr & Mrs F***ing Dirty,
and their children,

1.
Please do not take out the mattress before bedtime!
And yet you wanna put in on the middle of my living room!

2.
Please clean the table after you eat!
You come back here to eat free, stay free, use free,
and you can not take care of little little cleanliness.

3.
Please lock your monkey son in the cage,
if you are not about to educate him to become a human.

4.
Please settle your debts.
Mr, you knew that you still owe people's money.
And you still dare to bark to your mother,
say that the lottery that you won was ot that much.
Hello, RM7k not enough to clear your debts?
And yet you have money to buy pirated dvd and collection of novels,
which cost around RM90 (for pirated dvd?!).

5.
Yes! You are Dai *** Ngong!
As what your brothers called you!

《巴黎，塞啦》——看巴黎

十月了。快考试了。
我还在这里干嘛？
在这里写东西啦……
唉，别一再提醒我几时考试。

巴黎。让人又爱又恨的城市。
每天望着艾菲尔铁塔发梦的人，
脑子里的巴黎都是浪漫、神圣的。
可是，到过巴黎的人都说：
巴黎一点都不浪漫，而且还很脏。

在《巴黎，塞啦》里，
学到了几点：

1。
在巴黎长住，
最好的办法就是找个当地的男女朋友。
因为在巴黎很难找房子。
房间面积小且不说，
房租贵得吓人才是真的。

2。
在巴黎开车，要有很大的勇气。
最好就是不怕骂粗口、被骂粗口、
不怕撞别的车子、不怕被别的车子撞。
而且，你最好是不赶时间。
像之前我说的，
巴黎塞起车来是不需要原因的。

3。
星期六早上，千万别将车子开近凯旋门。
如果你硬要去，
你将会恨死凯旋门、不再到凯旋门，
并且想杀死在凯旋门前一直比V、
拿起相机不论3721就猛拍的的游客。

4。
巴黎的房价是贵得吓死人，
可是巴黎郊外的田野别墅，
却便宜得让你偷笑。
当然不是以马币来看，
也不是以大马的入息水平来说。
我是要说：
巴黎市内和巴黎郊外的房价是不可同日而语的。

5。
巴黎人很自以为是。
你也别想尝试改变巴黎人决定了的事情。
你也别想去了解“巴黎人式”的幽默。
给看过《巴黎，塞啦》的人：
我说的就是“My Tea is Rich”的事。

大概就这样吧。
下次再说说巴黎的事情。
无论如何，
我都爱巴黎！